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60 lines
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#+TITLE: Funny References
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#+AUTHOR: Yann Esposito
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#+EMAIL: yann@esposito.host
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#+KEYWORDS: humor
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#+DESCRIPTION: Funny videos, and images to use when chatting
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#+OPTIONS: H:5
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#+OPTIONS: auto-id:t
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@@html:<nav>
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<a href="/index.html">Home</a> |
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<a href="/slides.html">Slides</a> |
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<a href="/about-me.html">About</a>
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<span class="details">
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(<a href="https://gitea.esy.fun/yogsototh">code</a>
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<a href="https://espial.esy.fun/u:yogsototh">bookmarks</a>
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<a href="https://espial.esy.fun/u:yogsototh/notes">notes</a>)
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</span>
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</nav>@@
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#+MACRO: vid @@html:<video width="100%" controls><source src="./vids/$1" type="video/mp4"/>Your browser does not support the video tag</video>@@
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#+MACRO: anchor @@html:<a href='#$1'>§</a>@@
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#+MACRO: lnk @@html:<a href='vids/$1.html'>»</a>@@
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** Memes in random order
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:PROPERTIES:
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:CUSTOM_ID: memes-in-random-order
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:END:
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*** {{{anchor(3-coquillages)}}} Il ne sait pas se servir des 3 coquillages {{{lnk(3-coquillages)}}}
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:PROPERTIES:
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:CUSTOM_ID: 3-coquillages
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:END:
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{{{vid(3-coquillages.mp4)}}}
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*** {{{anchor(rocky)}}} If he dies, he dies {{{lnk(rocky)}}}
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:PROPERTIES:
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:CUSTOM_ID: rocky
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:END:
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{{{vid(rocky.mp4)}}}
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*** {{{anchor(another-war)}}} What we need is another war! {{{lnk(another-war)}}}
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:PROPERTIES:
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:CUSTOM_ID: another-war
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:END:
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#+begin_quote
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Yes Dear!
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#+end_quote
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{{{vid(another-war.mp4)}}}
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*** {{{anchor(creme-anglaise)}}} Damn Fine Custard {{{lnk(creme-anglaise)}}}
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:PROPERTIES:
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:CUSTOM_ID: creme-anglaise
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:END:
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#+begin_quote
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Rich and creamy, just the way I like it!
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#+end_quote
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{{{vid(creme-anglaise.mp4)}}}
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